But
that’s pretty much where the similarities end.
Sally
is the daughter of Don and Betty Draper. Don is a well-to-do ad man in New York
City; he’s now divorced from her mom and Sally lives with her two kid brothers
and her mother (who’s getting fat) and her politician stepfather (whose
horrible mother babysits her) in a haunted mansion in upstate New York.
In
the year 1966, right next to the “Mad Men” parallel universe, there’s me, living
in blue-collar Berwyn, Illinois, with my working-class parents and friends
whose parents couldn’t afford a divorce – their fathers just took a powder.
Sally
Draper seems like a pretty lucky girl. She gets to spend weekends in a
penthouse in New York City with her dad and his glamorous new wife, who takes
her on shopping sprees to Bergdorf’s and Bonwit Teller.
But I
was lucky, too. I had a Mafia-wife godmother who bought me cool dresses from
Bramson’s in Oak Park, a gold Baume et Mercier watch, and bequeathed me her
expensive tastes that my parents could only indulge with orders from the Sears
catalogue.
I
also never saw my step-grandmother-in-law giving head to Roger Sterling. I learned
about sex around the same age, but it was from a whispered conversation with
Maureen Hannigan at a Girl Scout Christmas caroling event at the local old
people’s home. And anyhow, Maureen Hannigan was lying. There was no way our
fathers and mothers were doing that disgusting stuff.
I
wonder if Sally has any friends. There are no allusions to any on the show, and
that’s a damn shame. The only friend she really confides in is the creepy
former neighbor boy, and he’s off at a boarding school and probably has
ulterior motives of getting it on with Sally’s mother.
If I
knew Sally, I would have invited her over to my house for the weekend. We’d
kick off the festivities by watching “Dark Shadows” on Friday afternoon, then
go to the movies at the Olympic Theater with my friends. Then we’d have a big pajama
party, with everybody wrapped in blankets in our front room floor, playing
Beatles and Herman’s Hermits records all night long.
My
mother would make a pizza from scratch and we’d put our hair up in big plastic curlers and
read about our fave raves in 16 Magazine, tell Polish jokes and get goofy until
my father would yell from upstairs to goddamn it keep it down, he had to get up
early for work tomorrow.
It
probably wouldn’t be sophisticated enough for Sally – who had grown up with a
maid, who knew all about sex, who with her brothers and dad frequently assumes
the role of mother, sliding into that frigid, stone-faced efficiency so
perfected by Betty. No, if Sally hung out with us, she’d get a chance to
actually be a kid – although there would be nobody embargoing the news for her.
It would be blasting out of our TV set, out of the radio while we listened to
WLS Top 10 and Barney Pip or Ron Britain on WCFL.
The
murders happened on a Thursday, so maybe it was Saturday that I was riding
around with my parents. My mother worked nights during the week, so the only
time we would have all been together would have a Saturday or Sunday night.
Speck was caught four days later -- on a Monday. My mother would have been at
work then. I seem to remember something about her actually taking the day off –
something very unusual for her. But she may have been too freaked out to work.
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